Club Hit'n Miss!

Vote for the funniest joke!

We've got the top ten best jokes that you've sent in, and want to know who you think should win!

Just fill out the form telling us what your favourite joke was and we could be bringing them to the studio for Club Hit 'n Miss!

So make like an egg and get cracking! Ahahaha, get that? It was a pun. Hah. Puns.

I named my dog five miles so I can tell people I walk five miles a day!

"Anne, there are only two things stopping you from becoming the worlds best ballerina," "What are they Miss?" "Your feet!"

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? So he could get a flat mate! (Cause he got run over HAHAHAHAHA)

Q. What is the most dishonest building ? A. The Lie - brary!

Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side!

Son: "Dad are bugs ok to eat?" Dad: "Please not over tea, son." They carry on eating their tea. After tea the dad asks: "Now what did you want to know about bugs?" Son: "Doesn't matter now the bug was in your soup!"

Q. Where do bees go to the toilet? A. The BP station!

Why did the cross-eyed teacher get fired? Because he couldn't control his pupils!

What is a sheep's favourite car? It is a lambighini!

A policeman sees a man walking down the street with four penguins. He says to the man, "Sir, are those penguins?" "Yes," says the man."Well, you should take them to the zoo!" says the cop. "Good idea," says the mam. And off they went. The next day the policeman sees the man again, and he's still with penguins, but they are all wearing sunglasses. "Didn't I tell you to take those penguins to the zoo?" says the policeman. "Yes!" replies the man. "I did! And they liked it so much that we're going to the beach today!"